OK, here's the deal.
This time it's really real.
The time is near, so grab your beer,
and food you're bringing to the meal.
At 4 o’clock on the big day,
jump in your car and drive our way.
If you don’t drink beer,
then never fear.
If you want to bring something else, you may.
A great time will be had by all
unless we get a big snowfall.
It happened before,
but won’t any more.
So come on over here, y’all!
See, I’m a poet, and you did not know it. What?